No longer will you be taunted by your luckier, handsomer friends as they flaunt their near-mint pack of classic Gerbilcards™ for all to see and lust after. Here they are now, in all their digital glory. This fully restored set takes advantage of state-of-the-art Gerbiltechnology so that they can be brought to you completely FREE from anywhere in the world, at any time of day or night. If that wasn’t enough, the stock these technological wonders are printed on is photon based, thus nearly indestructible. These cards simply CANNOT bend, rip, tear, shred, become soggy, smell funny, get a brownish hue around the edges or otherwise fade with time. This is indeed the dawn of a new Gerbilmillenium! BONUS QUIZ As a special Gerbilbonus, a special treat has been added to selected Gerbilcards. Many Gerbiljokes, which use the age-old trick of asking a puzzling riddle seemingly impossible to resolve by a common man, now feature brand new Answer-o-Matic™ attachments. Thanks again to our patented (pending) Gerbiltechnology™, you can REVEAL hidden answers to these devilish brain-teasers. Simply click on the word "Answer", drag down a few lines and BEHOLD! Text that was previously invisible to the naked eye now shines forth in glorious reversed typography for all to see! To make sure you will have all the skill needed to drink at this technological Gerbilfountain of wisdom, we offer you, still completely FREE of charge, this handy practice run so you can master the finer points of this fabulous technique : |
